My profile

olayinka onawola
Age: 24
Gender: Male
Astrological Sign: Leo
Zodiac Year: Ox
Occupation: student
Location: Offa : Kwara
About Me
Mail me olayinkaona@yahoo.com
Interests
Basket ball
computer games
Hunting(ya know what it iz)
Favorite Movies
Harry poter
Legend of the seeker.
Favorite Music
Pop champaign remis - Ronz Brown
A mille- Lil'wayne
Teenage love affair - Alicia keys.
Favorite Books
Romeo and juliet
Gullivers travel
Robinson crusoe.

Crazy people talk.

A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room. He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half. Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet. The doctor asked patient number 1 what he was doing. The patient replied, "Can't you see I'm sawing this piece of wood in half?" The doctor inquired of Patient #1 what Patient #2 was doing. Patient #1 replied, "Oh. He's my friend, but he's a little crazy. He thinks he's a lightbulb." The doctor looks up and notices Patient #2's face is going all red. The doctor asks Patient #1, "If he's your friend, you should get him down from there before he hurts himself" Patient #1 replies, "What? And work in the dark?"

Ugly person illness

A very homely person made an appointment with a psychiatrist. The homely person walked into the doctor's office and said, "Doctor, I'm so depressed and lonely. I don't have any friends, no one will come near me, and everybody laughs at me. Can you help me accept my ugliness?" "I'm sure I can." the psychiatrist replied. "Just go over and lie face down on that couch."